Man Repellant: Or How to Drive The Men Away

We all know one of those women who just cannot seem to get a date for the life of her.  And it’s not because she looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame.  There is always just one thing about her that is enough to make the man run the other way after one date, one meeting or maybe even one minute of conversation.  What is it, you ask?  Think about it and go over the following the check list.  She just might fall into one of these categories.

1/The High Maintenance Woman:  You know the one.  She puts for the appearance and the attitude that screams, “If you want to date me, you had better be RICH!!”  Nothing but the best designer clothes, designer shoes and handbags for her.  She must go to the salon twice a week.  She can only drive a “Benzie” or a “Bentley”.  And of course it’s beneath her to actually have to work for a living.  The only men who want and can afford these types of women are aging millionaires who don’t care how much money it takes to find a woman to sleep with them.  Your average nice guy doesn’t want a woman who is only interested in how much of his funds she can direct to herself.

2/The Desparate to Get Married Woman: She’ll have herself married, 2.5 kids, and the dog on the porch before the date is finished. The poor man doesn’t stand a chance of even escaping the date without the woman alreadying clinging to him and asking whose parents they will be spending the Holidays with! Desparation is a major fear factor for a man.  On a first date he just wants to get to know a woman, he’s not planning the rest of his life! Desparation doesn’t look good on anyone be it a man or a woman.

3/The “I Need A Free Therapist” Woman: By the end of a first meeting or an hour of conversation, she’s told the man how traumatized she was five years old and her gold fish died to how she currently just can’t figure out why she can’t keep a man, a job, her chequebook balanced.  She lists all the woes of her world and how horrible her life is, and if only she had a man all her problems would magically be solved.  That’s alot of responsibility to lay on someone you just met an hour, a day, a week ago!  Men have their own problems to deal with.  They aren’t going to want to know all about a woman’s issues on a first date, or a second date for that matter. 

4/The Jealous Control Freak Woman: This is the female version of the male control freak.  She calls the man ten times a day.  She texts him, emails him, whatever method of contact she can have she will use to find out: “Where are you?” , “Who are you with?”, “Where are you going?”, “Why haven’t you returned my calls?”.  Noone likes to feel that noose closing around their neck.  This is definitely a trust issue that needs to be proffessionally dealt with.  No man is going to put up a woman who doesn’t trust him… of course unless he’s the same way and doesn’t trust her!

5/The Wishy Washy Dishrag Woman: She can’t carry a conversation.  She doesn’t have an opinion of her own.  SHe has no goals in life.  She doesn’t really care about anything.  If all a woman does is sit at home, do nothing but watch television and eat taterchips every night, there’s not going to be alot to keep a man entertained is there?  Life is going to be so boring with this woman, the man will start looking elsewhere for someone else who is going to be more fun.  There is more to life than sitting around your house doing nothing.  No one is going to want want to be sucked down into a blackhole of boredom.

6/The Self Centered Woman: THe world revolves around her.  Conversation revolves around her.  Life revolves around her.  A whole universe can be seen spinning around her! Sadly there is not enough room for a good man in that universe because it’s all filled up with her! If there is no room in a woman’s life for anything but her, how can she expect someone to be able to even approach her without bumping into all the things that should be all about her? Life is a thing to be shared.  But it must be shared equally. Lives must interact, lives must intertwine.  If it’s all take on one side, and only give on the other… eventually the giving side runs out of fuel and dies.  I wouldn’t wish this on any good man.

There you have it ladies.  The six biggest Man Repellants currently on the market.  Yes you can find lesser brands that take longer to work. But eventually you will end up with these six main ones.  So if you know a woman who fits into any one of these categories, make sure to stay far away because it just might keep the men away from you while in her company!

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